once upon a time there was a boy with two penises. he was a prince in a kingdom called urethoria. his name was tesst icklestin. his father was a wicked king and ruled uthoria with an iron fist. his name was king rexion and his wrath was terrible.
One day the prince plotted to kill the king of uthoria and start ruling the kingdom with his own fist.
The only problem is that his fist were located on the ends of his penises, and where his hands should be lie two large penis heads.
He thought long and hard how he could kill the king and than it struck him like a dick to the side of his head. He would do the only thing he knew to do.